He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.