We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.