But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
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