I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.