Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.