I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Drunk is a universal language darling
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Such a big mess for such a small penis