Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.