between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table