Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
These tits shall not be calmed
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!