we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Is it because I queefed?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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