Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar