I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked