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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...

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(+61): She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was... http://tfl.nu/7mx1

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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.

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(+61): I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude. http://tfl.nu/5t8b

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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.

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(+61): Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever. http://tfl.nu/klad

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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.

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(+61): Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other. http://tfl.nu/nigv

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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.

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You're never coming back, are you?

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(+81): I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days. (+61): You're never coming back, are you? http://tfl.nu/mhpp

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This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade

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(+61): This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade http://tfl.nu/eefh

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woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME

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(+61): woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME http://tfl.nu/6fbk

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She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.

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(+61): She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me. http://tfl.nu/qxca

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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...

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(+61): He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him... http://tfl.nu/efrg

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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.

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(+61): She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level. http://tfl.nu/h0jn

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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.

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(+61): I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy. http://tfl.nu/xos0

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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.

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(+61): You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd. http://tfl.nu/nwi3

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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.

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(+61): we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry. http://tfl.nu/qm28

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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.

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(+61): remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice. http://tfl.nu/vzpo

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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy

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(+61): I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy http://tfl.nu/e6l2

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