She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...