I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit