Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS