Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.