Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.