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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.

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(570): he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough. http://tfl.nu/fko8

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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.

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So for us it's double that?

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Precisely.

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(570): Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime. (717): So for us it's double that? (570): Precisely. http://tfl.nu/p9hg

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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.

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It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.

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(570): I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around. (1-570): It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am. http://tfl.nu/ckp3

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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"

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(570): so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses" http://tfl.nu/fgtz

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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.

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(570): found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory. http://tfl.nu/fqts

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I was literally just a half conscious dildo.

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(570): I was literally just a half conscious dildo. http://tfl.nu/oo11

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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.

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(570): I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking. http://tfl.nu/bpgb

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the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex

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(570): the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex http://tfl.nu/q8xg

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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.

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(570): Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage. http://tfl.nu/7s6f

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how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?

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(570): how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge? http://tfl.nu/xxhq

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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?

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(570): is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs? http://tfl.nu/dpsw

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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.

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(570): He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this. http://tfl.nu/9z6q

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I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money

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(570): I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money http://tfl.nu/ayme

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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!

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(570): someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?! http://tfl.nu/6u5e

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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.

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(570): My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station. http://tfl.nu/3ja7

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