both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.