Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?