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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.

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(304): Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out. http://tfl.nu/fz3p

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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.

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(304): Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd. http://tfl.nu/1o4y

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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .

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(304): I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved . http://tfl.nu/02ua

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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.

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(304): I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck. http://tfl.nu/h7qy

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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy

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(304): i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy http://tfl.nu/mdww

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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.

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Fuck him.

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(304): When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred. (606): Fuck him. http://tfl.nu/h9q7

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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.

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(304): It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town. http://tfl.nu/067f

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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.

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(304): I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over. http://tfl.nu/9s58

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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.

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(304): I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything. http://tfl.nu/5k96

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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them

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(304): The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them http://tfl.nu/pyf8

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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.

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Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.

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She seemed pretty into it.

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(304): I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl. (440): Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that. (304): She seemed pretty into it. http://tfl.nu/8b1w

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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale

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(304): I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale http://tfl.nu/3k6s

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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.

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(304): I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay. http://tfl.nu/a09s

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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had

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(304): 'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had http://tfl.nu/8hwk

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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.

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(304): NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME. http://tfl.nu/yb98

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