So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.