JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success