SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
My Sexting was not on an AP level
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.