Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.