I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy