Last Night in Mississippi (228)

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  I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life

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  She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.

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  Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.

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  Circle of life?

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  Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.

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  We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver

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  Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!

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  I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"

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  God bless us, everyone.

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  Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.

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  I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot

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  Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?

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  I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?

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  probably "functioning vagina, must touch"

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  Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.

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  I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?

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  how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...

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