So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again