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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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