he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.