i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
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i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
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8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
whjeg hajt iyt
wanna hang out?