I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.