Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.