i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
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I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
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i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.