Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love