super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy