I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Is it penis luge time yet?
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?