All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.