whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon