I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.