Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Is it penis luge time yet?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
So squirting runs in the family.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines