I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.