if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.