I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
bring money and cleavage