He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear