Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass