thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.