Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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