Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
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what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights