Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Connecticut (203)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under. http://tfl.nu/oj4t
  Replies (14) Good night (3347) Bad night (600) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night? http://tfl.nu/u6ad
  Replies (6) Good night (5131) Bad night (1184)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list.. http://tfl.nu/3i91
  Replies (11) Good night (4389) Bad night (525) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore?? http://tfl.nu/voom
  Replies (42) Good night (997) Bad night (10072) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it (973): just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you http://tfl.nu/4uwz
  Replies (60) Good night (1976) Bad night (4963)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night http://tfl.nu/hkfs
  Replies (43) Good night (9951) Bad night (2897) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was http://tfl.nu/myop
  Replies (17) Good night (1086) Bad night (4412) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  either way he was missing a nipple.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): either way he was missing a nipple. http://tfl.nu/17oh
  Replies (18) Good night (730) Bad night (5850) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave http://tfl.nu/v07m
  Replies (45) Good night (5450) Bad night (683) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts? (609): And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud http://tfl.nu/gnmk
  Replies (15) Good night (5314) Bad night (630)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  she has to be all "alternative"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head (203): she has to be all "alternative" http://tfl.nu/5hrz
  Replies (8) Good night (619) Bad night (3667)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore http://tfl.nu/bfwd
  Replies (32) Good night (3321) Bad night (789) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning http://tfl.nu/g6xa
  Replies (16) Good night (3721) Bad night (1013) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm http://tfl.nu/fqzs
  Replies (43) Good night (1135) Bad night (3956) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER http://tfl.nu/olos
  Replies (30) Good night (890) Bad night (5240) Order T-Shirt