The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid