I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just puked most of my soul out..
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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