Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"