Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.