I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
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Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
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Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me