Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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