We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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