I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.