Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?