I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.