i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman