Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.