Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.