You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today