i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning