Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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