We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going